WTF is a Reading?

So, you want to know about Readings with me? Well, you came to right place! I am going to break it down for you so you know what you’re getting into!

  • A reading is a way to gain clarity and guidance about situations in your life.

  • It’s a cosmic invitation to your guides and angels that you are ready for help.

  • Honestly, it’s empowering as fuck.

  • It’s how you can give yourself permission to grow and succeed.

  • It can also be a (very loving) smack in the face if you’ve been fucking around LOL.

WTF a Reading is NOT

Since we touched on what a reading IS, let’s talk about what a reading is NOT.

  • It’s not a tool to escape responsibilities and consequences.

  • For people who want quick fixes and don’t want to do the work to make their lives better.

  • A way to spy on a third party without their knowledge and consent.

  • A magic wand to make your problems and troubles disappear.

  • For people who will try to correct me as to what cards mean and twist the reading to make it suit what they want to hear.

 WTF to Expect & Requirements

  • For phone readings, I will on time and in a space where I will not be disturbed and I expect the same from my clients. This ensures an environment where Spirit takes the show and we are able to really dig in and get the messages we need.

  • FUN! No matter what, we will have fun. I don’t do the “doom and gloom” bullshit. I am about empowering you to be the best goddamn sparkle star that you can be. However, I won’t sugar coat shit either.

  • When you book ANY service with me, you agree to my “Before you book” & “Refund Policy”. There are no exceptions to these policies and you will have to agree to them before you book a service with me as you check out.

  • I am not responsible for the decisions that you make in any way, shape, or form or for actions you take or don’t take.

VIP Experiences

VIP Experiences happen every 2 months and are for people who are really serious about getting to know their spiritual team and gaining guidance and clarity from them. If you have ever had a Spiritual Team Reading from me, you know the value of knowing who is on your team and in your corner. In this experience, you will receive a LIVE Spiritual Team Reading and be guided through meditations to receive guidance from these divine beings specifically for you. Read below for more details:

  • There will be VERY limited availability for these experiences to make sure everyone is given equal time. Priority will be given to 1) Those in my Patreon, 2) Have joined the experience before, and 3) Those who purchase VIP Packages.

  • As stated, there will be 2 months between each experience. The times and dates will change, and all materials (if applicable) and meeting links will be emailed prior to the event. The other reason is that with this experience being very spiritual in nature, I want you to have time working with these guides.

VIP Experience Expectations

  • Be on time AND in a place where you will not be disturbed for 60-90 minutes (length depends on amount of Attendees)..

  • USE HEADPHONES! To reduce audio feedback and enhance the quality of the recording, headphones are required. Wired, Wireless, it doesn’t matter.